If you don’t already know xkcd, you’re missing out. Hilarious stuff. I’m sure I’ve cited some comics in here a time or two.

Well, Friday morning I’m in the library before class, working on homework. A guy comes in and sits down across from me. I glance up, make eye contact, smile, move my books back across the halfway point of the table, the usual. Then I realize he’s wearing a shirt from xkcd! So I gesture at my chest, looking at him, and give a thumbs up.

He looks at me with the weirdest expression on his face, and it dawns on me. I’m not wearing a super low cut shirt, but it’s low-ish, and especially with me bending over, I’m kinda showing a bit of cleavage. Which I just displayed Vanna-White style with a thumbs up.

Mortification. I frantically point at his shirt, no, no, not mine. He finally glances down, sees what he’s wearing, and figures out what I’d been up to. I smile, embarrassed, he cracks up completely. A kind soul, upon hearing this story, says he was probably vastly disappointed that he wasn’t being invited to look down my shirt, but really, I like that it was about xkcd the whole time. hehehe


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